Total amount of lightbulbs I’ve smashed:	4
Most times I’ve smashed the end of my left thumb with a club handle in one hour:	54
Most times I’ve smacked myself in the face with a club handle in one hour:	28
Total amount of times I’ve caught one club on another in a balance totally by accident:	3
Total amount of times I’ve caught one club on another in a balance on purpose:	0
Highest throw with a club resulting in a broken club:	58 cm
Amount of times my camcorder has been hit by juggling clubs:	13

Balls:

Number of balls I’ve bought for juggling:	112 +
Times I’ve cracked the back of my hand off the top of my wardrobe while snatching at a wild throw resulting in blood and swelling:	just once
Times people have reminded me “Don’t juggle in your bedroom.”:	4923
Times I’ve been thrown out of Hollywood Bowl for attempting 3 bowling ball backcrosses:	just once
Average per juggling club/convention I’ve been asked “How many is that?”:	69
Amount of benbeeverbarnesybags I can launch from one hand:	12
Most pointless siteswap I can do:	D131313131

Rings:

Don’t do rings. Or any other jewellery.

Miscellaneous:

Amount of times I've been stopped by the police for blocking up the street with crowds watching my blindfolded knife juggling:	just once
Times C. Sutton has annoyed me by posting pathetic responses to rec.juggling:	every day
Average amount of emails asking me "How do you..." I recieve each week:	9
Times I've lied when asked "How many is that?":	Never!
Distance I can pedal backwards on a unicycle before falling off:	2 m
Wierdest place/object I've juggled:	3 2.5 kg turkeys in a -28c freezer
Do I swing poi?:	no