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Here is the first episode of a new soap opera featuring your favorite charaters from the world of juggling simulators. Enjoy.

"Hey, look at me guys. I'm juggling 3 balls!"

"That is easy, look."

"Yeah? At least I have a body, you just have arms and a head."

"I'm still a better jugglers than you."

"If you insist."

"I can juggle 4 balls."

"And you have legs..."

"And an extra dimension to juggle in."

"You can only juggle 4? You're crap!"

"How many can you juggle, Mr Bigshot? Let's see your best attempt."




"Ha ha! I'm the greatest!"

"Balls are for wimps!"

"5 clubs?"

"Yes, this is the result of years of practice..."

"Wow, you have a body too."

"I have a body, and I can juggle 4 clubs, a guitar, a bunch of balls and a knife!"

"We're not worthy!"

"I have two bodies and can juggle 10 clubs!"

"Two bodies?"


"That's freaky."

"What are you guys arguing about?"

"Who the hell are you?"

"It's... no... it can't be!"

"I'm just a little old 3 ball juggler..."

"But you're the original juggler and the only one endorsed by Nintendo™!"

"You've been juggling longer than the rest of us put together."

"But I'm the only one who has ever dropped, you can all juggle for as long as you want."

"You can DROP? Wow!"

"We're not worthy!"

"I even drop poi."

© 2001 Luke Burrage