nine ball flash
Just imagine,
if you will...
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"Hi, I'm a juggler and I've recently found out that I have been given 20mb of space to create my own website. I've put my name and a list of my hobbies on there already. What else can I do to pack out the content?

I know, I'll write a set of instructions on how to juggle.

And I'll add loads of instructions of other tricks I know.

And I'll put a cool animation for each one

Yeah! This is going to be great, I'll have the best juggling site on the net!"

Unfortunately, it's been done a before. A lot. You wouldn't believe how many times. Well, maybe you would if you clicked

here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here,
here
or here.

Yes, there are that many. And more. I've seen loads of other juggler's websites who add a short page to tell you how to juggle, but I wasn't going to bother to find all those as well.

To begin with, I'd like to point out that a couple of these instructions are comprehensive, proffesional looking, well thought out and altogether very helpful. But then, those aren't the ones I want to talk about. I'm going to talk about the awful ones. I know I have already made my own juggling tutorials page as a parody for these but it seems that I am facinated by them. It's like how you sit and watch old, black and white, dubbed westerns on a thursday morning on channel 5, transfixed by the sheer lameness of them. You keep watching not because they are great examples of cinematography but because they are the total opposite. Ok, maybe it is just me then.

Anyway, because I need my daily fix of these website equivilents of straight to video release movies, I thought I'd turn the barrel over, smash the bottom off and scrape it for all it's worth. I bring you:

The Top Three Worst Ever "How to Juggle" Web Pages...
...until someone creates a new one, tomorrow or sooner.

Let's see them then

2001 Luke Burrage