Based on a true story (for real):<\/p>\n
“It wants a profile picture.”<\/p>\n
“Use the same one as your Facebook profile, as you look cool with the camera in your hand and the way it covers half your face makes you look mysterious.”<\/p>\n
“Really?”<\/p>\n
“Hell yeah!”<\/p>\n
“What should I put in the ‘I’m really good at’ section?”<\/p>\n
“Put the video of you juggling in different places around the world. Girls will love that!”<\/p>\n
“Really? I thought it was a bit nerdy.”<\/p>\n
“You have no idea, do you?”<\/p>\n
“Hmmm, okay. Six things I can’t live without? Well, my laptop, obviously…”<\/p>\n
“Don’t say your laptop!”<\/p>\n
“Why not? It’s the most expensive thing I’ve ever bought, and without it I wouldn’t be filling out this stupid OkCupid profile… How about ‘I can’t live without hugs’?”<\/p>\n
“Perfect.”<\/p>\n
“I was joking.”<\/p>\n
“Hugs is cute.”<\/p>\n
“You should message me if… You want an interesting adventure.”<\/p>\n
“I’d message you.”<\/p>\n
“The truth is I’m looking for sex.”<\/p>\n
“If the girl is also looking for sex, she’ll interpret that as interesting and adventurous sex.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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