{"id":2423,"date":"2017-01-06T19:55:12","date_gmt":"2017-01-06T18:55:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/?p=2423"},"modified":"2017-01-06T23:26:40","modified_gmt":"2017-01-06T22:26:40","slug":"top-40-jugglers-of-2016-results-the-t40j16-e-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/archives\/2423","title":{"rendered":"Top 40 Jugglers of 2016 results &#8211; The T40J16 E.P."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/M22bYjTWJw0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Download the soundtrack here: <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/music\/01%20T40J16%20EP.mp3\" target=\"new\">T40J16 E.P. (10mb mp3)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>See all the jugglers listed here: <a href=\"http:\/\/juggle.wikia.com\/wiki\/Top_40_Jugglers\" target=\"new\">Juggle Wiki Top 40 Jugglers<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/music\/T40J16EP.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>T40J16 E.P. lyrics:<\/p>\n<p>Track 1 &#8211; Roll Call<\/p>\n<p>Worldwide<br \/>\nWe are Worldwide<br \/>\nDiverse, dispersed but unified<br \/>\nRoll Call the delegations<br \/>\nTo the United Nations of Juggling<\/p>\n<p>First, the delegate from France<br \/>\nAt first glance is this dance?<br \/>\nBut the style it must advance<br \/>\nAnd Eric will be right here<\/p>\n<p>Next, we take a turn to Germany<br \/>\nAgain advancing technically<br \/>\nWith seven clubs eternally<br \/>\nAnd Chris will be right here<\/p>\n<p>Now we see the team from Austria where<br \/>\nAll the clubs and rings are in the air<br \/>\nAnd all the passing records disappear<br \/>\nJonglissimo will be right here<\/p>\n<p>On to England and<br \/>\nMixing juggling skills and dance<br \/>\nJust the thing for high culture fans<br \/>\nThe Gandinis will be right here<\/p>\n<p>Find a man to stand for Japan<br \/>\nPerplexing with multiplexes<br \/>\nCatching, snatching apexes<br \/>\nKoota will be right here<\/p>\n<p>Make way for the USA find<br \/>\nWays with balls and clubs to amaze<br \/>\nSharing Four Tricks on Fridays, yeah<br \/>\nPhil will be right here<\/p>\n<p>To Sweden to see them<br \/>\nTalents of throw catch and balance<br \/>\nAir Traffic Control Nightmare<br \/>\nPatrik will be right here<\/p>\n<p>On we go to Mexico Club<br \/>\nroll, trap, throw, grab, swing, flow<br \/>\nScissor or penguin catch, go!<br \/>\nJorge will be right here<\/p>\n<p>Now over to&#8230; Oh<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a flaw in this plan<br \/>\nAlready one juggler from Japan<br \/>\nMasahiro can&#8217;t be right here<\/p>\n<p>Track 2 &#8211; Up Down<\/p>\n<p>Up down in or out, who gives a sh&#8230;<br \/>\nHey Who&#8217;s This?<br \/>\nLuke is Awesome<br \/>\nLuke is Awesome<br \/>\nLuke is Awesome<br \/>\nLuke is down 19 spots to his lowest ever place on the chart<br \/>\nNo But Really<br \/>\nLuke is Awesome<br \/>\nLuke is Awesome<br \/>\nLuke is Awesome<br \/>\nLuke isn&#8217;t even one of the top 3 jugglers named Luke this year<\/p>\n<p>Track 3 &#8211; Next Year<\/p>\n<p>Inside the top 30? better than I could do.<br \/>\nHow can we all improve next year?<\/p>\n<p>The man from Cirque du Soleil<br \/>\nThom Wall this year is up eight<br \/>\nTwenty nine tricks is okay<br \/>\nNext year show thirty for thirty<\/p>\n<p>Ori will stay above it all<br \/>\nOri will play with rings and ball<br \/>\nOri is in the credits<br \/>\nNext year show us new edits<\/p>\n<p>New entry Lauri Koskinen<br \/>\nHaving fun time and again<br \/>\nDancing Instagram Intros<br \/>\nNext year more workshop videos<\/p>\n<p>Etienne getting tricky<br \/>\nBrand new skills are sticky<br \/>\nThree diabolos on the bubble<br \/>\nNext year show one year more of trouble<\/p>\n<p>Orange clubs as his tool<br \/>\nWith style so fresh and so cool<br \/>\nSagi is rocking the show<br \/>\nNext year show us how you&#8217;ll grow<\/p>\n<p>Club juggling for the next age<br \/>\nMagnet Opus on the stage<br \/>\nEmil&#8217;s club world record on the line<br \/>\nNext year three more catches with nine<\/p>\n<p>Five ball tricks are overrated<br \/>\nLuke&#8217;s numbers appreciated<br \/>\nNever does fewer than seven<br \/>\nNext year show us 22 with eleven<\/p>\n<p>In Febz and Merch, that Kellin Quinn<br \/>\nApels and Meh, club juggling<br \/>\nWhat happened in Jun? Who knows?<br \/>\nNext year show us 12 monthly videos<\/p>\n<p>Back again is Amaron<br \/>\nThe tech and research Paragon<br \/>\nFailure&#8217;s fun success is sweet<br \/>\nNext year more clubs on your feet<\/p>\n<p>Guillaume is introducing<br \/>\nNew dimensions by reducing<br \/>\nDiabolo down to the core so<br \/>\nNext year show what more you have in store to explore<\/p>\n<p>Track 4  &#8211; The Tour<\/p>\n<p>Please take your seats everyone, we must continue the tour.<br \/>\nThis next part is very exciting, as five of these specimen have never been featured before.<\/p>\n<p>On the left we see a Zak McAllister, a new addition typically found<br \/>\nIn the rusty industrial zones of Texas, trying to keep its balls off of the ground.<\/p>\n<p>To the right we may spot a Quinn Lewis, a new specimen that is actually<br \/>\na squeeze catching hybrid of a Kellin Quinn paired with a Lewis Kennedy.<\/p>\n<p>Directly ahead is a Liri Kamay, ah yes, throwing clubs and spinning.<br \/>\nHowever this is only a juvenile example, so what you&#8217;re seeing is probably just the beginning.<\/p>\n<p>Oh my goodness, look down below, a Jacob Sharpe has appeared!<br \/>\nThis is a perfect example of the species, with pink balls and a beard!<\/p>\n<p>And a Luca Pferdmenges too! I can&#8217;t believe how lucky we are!<br \/>\nWe saw this floppy haired one once before, and it&#8217;s only been growing so far.<\/p>\n<p>Ah look, another variety of Luke, of the Adverse type this time.<br \/>\nSpotted in Brazil, Canada, and Japan, this one is just entering its prime.<\/p>\n<p>Our next specimen has it&#8217;s own enclosure, that large structure made of glass<br \/>\nCalled the Jonah Botvinick-Greenhouse, so look inside as we pass.<\/p>\n<p>And now on the left is&#8230; ah&#8230; a Matan Presberg? I think.<br \/>\nMy notes aren&#8217;t very detailed. It just arrived, and not a lot of research has been done yet.<\/p>\n<p>On the right a Kenny Cheung, our final new arrival for this year<br \/>\nAnd the second of only two specimen from the southern hemisphere.<\/p>\n<p>Jay Gilligan, oh my goodness it&#8217;s the<br \/>\nJay Gilligan, it&#8217;s been around for years, but the<br \/>\nJay Gilligan, such an impressive creature<br \/>\nThe Jay Gilligan<br \/>\nOkay look, let&#8217;s take a break from the tour here<br \/>\nSpend some time taking photos<br \/>\nGo up the steps to the observation platform<br \/>\nMeet right back here in let&#8217;s say seven minutes time<\/p>\n<p>Track 5 &#8211; Top Ten<\/p>\n<p>He was once number one<br \/>\nIn the top ten now is Benjaminsen<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s improving again<br \/>\nYou gotta unchain<br \/>\nThe insane dane, The hurricane<br \/>\nYeah, Lauge&#8217;s back <\/p>\n<p>Staying on track<br \/>\nIn the top ten still is Tony Pezzo<br \/>\nSix years in a row<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s juggling rings<br \/>\nAnd flinging and swinging and catching weird things<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s not real sport!<\/p>\n<p>Take to the court<br \/>\nIn the top ten now is Josh Horton<br \/>\nHaving fun in the sun<br \/>\nTrick shots like these<br \/>\nThe basketball record is broken with ease<br \/>\nAnd from a T-rex<\/p>\n<p>To The fairer sex<br \/>\nHere in the top ten is Delaney Bayles<br \/>\nWith tricks hard as nails<br \/>\nThe Main Event Winner<br \/>\nBeating the guys at their games before dinner<br \/>\nYeah, we wanna see more<\/p>\n<p>Now look out for<br \/>\nIn the top ten is Eivind Dragsj\u00c3\u00b8<br \/>\nThe nine club solo<br \/>\nRecord his alone<br \/>\nGive him six clubs and Eivind&#8217;s in the zone<br \/>\nSo tech it&#8217;s sick<\/p>\n<p>Our number five pick<br \/>\nIn the top ten is Onni Toivonen<br \/>\nWith white clubs again<br \/>\nNot just video<br \/>\nHe rocks even harder tricks right in his show<br \/>\nNow we&#8217;ve four more to go so<\/p>\n<p>Lewis Kennedy<br \/>\nWes Peden<br \/>\nHaavard Hvidsten<br \/>\nOfek Snir<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Download the soundtrack here: T40J16 E.P. (10mb mp3) See all the jugglers listed here: Juggle Wiki Top 40 Jugglers T40J16 E.P. lyrics: Track 1 &#8211; Roll Call Worldwide We are Worldwide Diverse, dispersed but unified Roll Call the delegations To &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/archives\/2423\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2423"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2429,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions\/2429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}