{"id":619,"date":"2010-01-13T21:59:55","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T20:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/?p=619"},"modified":"2010-01-13T21:59:55","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T20:59:55","slug":"fridge-magnet-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/archives\/619","title":{"rendered":"Fridge Magnet Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a sonnet. It&#8217;s a story from the point of view of a man asking his master if he can ravish a woman, but picks the wrong one, and has to face the consequences.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/random\/fridgepoem.jpg\" alt=\"Sonnet\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was at a party back in 2001 (or maybe 2002), and I found a Shakespearean Fridge Magnet set. A play would have been too long, and I&#8217;d have run out of tiles. A sonnet, on the other hand, was just about the right length. It even conforms to the rules of sonnet writing. According to wikipedia:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A Shakespearean, or English, sonnet consists of 14 lines, each line containing ten syllables and written in iambic pentameter, in which a pattern of an unemphasized syllable followed by an emphasized syllable is repeated five times. The rhyme scheme in a Shakespearean sonnet is a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f, g-g; the last two lines are a rhyming couplet.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It even sort of makes sense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a sonnet. It&#8217;s a story from the point of view of a man asking his master if he can ravish a woman, but picks the wrong one, and has to face the consequences. I was at a party &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/archives\/619\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":621,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions\/621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeburrage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}