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Your Stars for the week beginning 8th April, 2001
by EDDIE FORTUNE JR Aries March 21 - April 19 This week may be very productive for you. You may find that you can pick up new tricks quicker than normal so have a go at those tricks you have always wanted to do but never quite had the patience to learn. But be careful, don't neglect the what you have been practicing as asteroid B19701402 is in Aries at the moment. Be sure to check out The Juggling Tutor for more tricks.
This week there may be a new prop in your life. You may soon want another one so you can try two at once so call Beard and get them to post one to you free of charge.
Your twin may take up juggling. You may start club passing with your twin. Your twin may suggest you should enter a talent contest with a club passing act. If so you will win. Congratulate yourself in advance but be careful, your twin may steal the cash prize and spend it on a set of Jugglebug clubs. Make sure you check out his fantastic new clubs.
This week you may meet with success on your attempts at n+1 balls. Do not let your practicing with n+1 stand in the way of practicing n-2 mills mess pattern as the moon rises in Pisces for the next five nights. However, after the five nights are up you may have given up juggling all together and taken up chess instead. Some great beanbags to use for high numbers are Barnesy Bags, 50% of 12 ball jugglers use them.
Boast to all your friends. Claim you have made more catches with a higher number of objects than you can actually do. Tell them you can't show them straight away because you don't have your own props with you. This may vastly improve your juggling ability through positive thinking and the fact that you will practice like mad to get that extra catch before you meet your friends again. Afterwards relax by learning contact juggling with a ball bought online from Jesters.
This week you may finally get that trick you have been working on. Take heed to the guidance offered to you by better jugglers but beware of the advise of your mother. What she may have used to do in the playground _is_not_ a three ball cascade; it is more like a three ball shower. This is a much harder trick which you may try in a few months when Jupiter passes into Virgo. To see what a three ball shower looks like, try entering 51 into Virtual Juggler, a fantastic 3D siteswap animator.
For better success with the opposite sex you may invent a new kind of juggling apparatus. It should be very flowing, very graceful and very easy. If you are male the ladies may approach you to try it and if you are female the men may ogle you. Make sure the prop is totally original or otherwise someone else may get out theirs and proceed to do it a lot better than you. To really help with your sex appeal try juggling Renegade clubs.
Mars is still Scorpio this week so just forget it. Try joining the Naked Juggling Ass.
A friend may boast to you that they have made lots more catches with a higher number of objects than you have seen them do before. Ask them to show you but if they do not have their props and/or have a birthday around about August do not believe them for a second. Lend them your Fergie Bags which you can buy from Balero:theunit.
You may come into a lot of money this week but then again probably not. If you do, spend it on a new wardrobe from In The Air, sellers of great juggling clothing.
Whatever you are thinking about doing this week, do the total opposite. In fact, go against every thought and instinct you have, do what comes most un-naturally and set unexpected aims for yourself, only to try and miss them. This may improve your juggling. It may not. Who knows? It will be fun to try though. How about buying some Beaming Pois, I bet that goes against your instinct.
You are still alive? I thought that truck would kill you. Do not let this bother you as you will be struck by lightning by the end of the week. Spend your last hours learning the tapping combination codes to Aerotech Glo-balls.
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