I like good customer service. I bought a coat Last December. A few months later some of the fabric was fraying around the edges. I took it back to the shop and they gave me my money back. Why can’t all shops be like this? For the bad weather next winter I’ll buy a coat from the same shop, and who knows, maybe I’ll get another 200 euro jacket to wear for the winter for free for the second time.
A few weeks ago (Monday, March 3rd) I mentioned that Pola and I “made” a table tennis table for our living room. It isn’t ONLY for table tennis, as we also use it for larger dinner/breakfast gatherings and for large art projects. But table tennis is, by far, what it is used for the most.
Since then we’ve been spending between half an hour to an hour every day tapping a ball back and forth. It’s a productivity vortex, but we have good conversations as we are playing. At the end of each session we play, on average, three or four 11 point games. I always win. Until the our eighth game today, when my concentration lapsed and Pola beat me 11 to 8. Cue lots of dancing and screaming and “I said whoever won that game wins them all, so I’m the overall champion!”
Tomorrow I’ll start putting spin on my returns. That’ll teach her.
Back in 2003 I made a fun little animation (see above) and posted it online. It went viral, and so many people linked to it that it crashed my website. For the next few months I got loads of emails either saying “Is this you?” or “You’re a juggler, I thought you’d like to see this!”
Six years later they still dribble in. This was just posted on my facebook wall:
“Hi Luke – just had the most bizzare experience today – got sent a joke e-mail at work and on it was this little clip of a guy juggling then dropping the balls and walking out of shot to pick them up but as he did so he turned into a stick man – strange thing is I could have sworn the guy was you!”
The animation took a few days to make, mainly because I did all the work twice because I didn’t like the first version. This one is good, but not perfect:
I was going to fix these, but after this version went viral I didn’t think there was much point.
For those who know my juggling work, they’ll see this piece fits right in! One of the things I’m most interested in exploring theatrically is the interaction between prerecorded video (the least live form of art) and juggling (one of the MOST live forms of art). I’ll probably post more in the future on this topic.
Last week I posted about completing a first draft of a novel. Tektonick added a comment, including the line:
“…I want to say that I’m very impressed with all the projects you seem to keep pushing forward so damn easily. My hat is off to you!”
Of course I took offense at the “so damn easily” part, but only until I noticed the word “seem”. Yes, sometimes things seem easy, and this mainly comes about by people getting on with getting stuff done. Talking about how you are going to do things in the future is good (and I’m sure I’ll be talking about future plans on this blog) but sometimes people become better known for talking than for what they actually achieve.
Anyway, in an exchange of emails with Tektonick we turned to the subject of role models, and it was suggested that people should try to talk about doing stuff less, and get on with it more, rather than the other way round. This would make it seem like I’m setting myself up as a role model. I’m not, I just think other people should try to be more like someone I’d like to be like. And if I think other people should do that, so should I.
Of course, the way to formulate this approach of self betterment took a few attempts to get right, but I settled on:
“If I didn’t think other people should try to be more like me I’d try to be more like someone who I did think other people should try to be more like.”
Tektonick thinks clarity is a virtue, and replied:
“Exactly, and this very clarity is, as part of trying to be someone whom one wishes other people to be like, instead of merely being someone who should change into a person that others, who are not yet someone others should be trying to be like, should be like, one of the aspects to be emulated.”
I’d hate to have to do a sentence diagram of that one.
Timo added this to the end of a comment on a previous post:
“By the way, are planning to submit your novellas to any science fiction magazines? Analog/Asimovâ€™s/F&SF?”
I’d never given the idea any thought, so I looked up the relevant websites and mulled over the concept for a day. Maybe this won’t be a very interesting blog post, but I thought I’d share my answer here. Someone I know writes reviews of shows on her blog by adding or subtracting one point per positive or negative aspect. The final score says if it was a good show or not. Minus scores are typical, but a really good show can get +10 if she’s in a good mood. I’ll take the same approach here.
To submit or not to submit.
I don’t read much short fiction. I like novels. Therefore I have never read a science fiction magazine in my life. In fitting with my “make/write/do stuff you like to see/read/watch” outlook on creativity: -1
Not only have I never read a science fiction magazine, I’ve never even seen one in real life, not in a shop nor on someone’s coffee table. How relevant are magazines these days in the age of the internet? Sure, that the authors are paid and editors are involved means the quality is kept high, but Year’s Best and other anthologies select even fewer (therefore better) fiction stories. Not sure if this is a plus or minus, just that I’ve no intention of aiming to be published in the second to last issue of a dying title in a dying format. Let’s just say -1
But it would mean I get a few thousand readers who wouldn’t otherwise even look twice. That would make me happy: +1.
I’ve no interest in writing short stories, nor epic length doorstops, so my fiction will probably continue to come in at 40 to 60 thousand words. The magazines are only interested in short fiction, or if they do take novels at all they need to be serialized. This means that instead of (off the top of my head) 20 short stories a year they want (maybe) two novels to serialize. My chances of publication drop: -1.
And I can’t see my fiction working very well as a serial, especially my first novel, as it is quite complex and develops in ways that only make sense if you read it in one go, not spread over months: -1.
But longer fiction means more pay. Fiction sales get about 6 cents per word. For a 40,000 word story that would mean I get paid $2,400. For a short story that pay goes WAY down. But any amount of money would be nice: +1
Now $2,400 sounds like a whole lot of money, but I have to consider what my time is worth. The submission guidelines say I’d need to print the document out and prepare cover letters and include international postage stamps and self addressed envelopes and postcards. What the hell? All three magazines state they don’t take email submissions, which is a sure sign they are going to slide into obscurity. So I get to do all the paperwork (three times) for the remote chance I might get some money: -1.
Meanwhile, I get paid considerably more than that per juggling gig I take, and that usually includes a week of seeing the world, sitting in jacuzzis, drinking in bars and doing more of what I actually love: reading, writing, juggling, and making people laugh while I show off on stage. At home, while not getting paid, I pretty much do what I want: write new material for my show, build big toys, hang out with my girlfriend, play my guitar, play table tennis (way too much of this recently), eat out with friends, juggle with other friends, etc, etc, etc. This is my life as I choose it. I could do much more work and get paid for it. However, Pola and I really like our lifestyle, so we do far less work than we are offered to accommodate non-work pursuits. Time away from my current lifestyle to stress out about submissions? -1
After submission I get to wait 8 weeks for a note saying I’m accepted or rejected. And I’m not allowed to submit the manuscript to two magazines at once, so we’re talking a minimum of 8 months to a year in total to receive the final rejection note from the third magazine. If I do get published, add a few months after acceptance until publication. If serialized add another 6 months for the last part to be read. Total time to feedback from readers: between one and two years. By contrast, I could post my novel online and get feedback within a week of two. So: -1
Maybe if the story is bought by the magazine it will increase my name recognition. Then an agent will like my work and offer me a book deal. This would be great! Of course, the more realistic scenario for some kind of book deal is for me to pimp my work directly to the agents, via post, in person or online. I’m not confident that any kind of book deal is going to magically land in anyone’s lap without this human to human contact. The only thing a magazine sale would do is for me to include it on the cover letter, eg: “I’ve had my work published in this magazine.” But it is a good thing to have: +1
Those are all the factors I’ve considered so far. A quick tally up of the score gets me: -4
Minus four means this really isn’t something I think is worth my time. It comes down knowing what I want, and what I don’t want, from my fiction writing.
What I don’t want:
What I do want:
What I’m neutral about:
Unfortunately the only plus points from my analysis of submitting my work to fiction magazines are the three things that fall directly into the neutral category.
I’ll pass for now.
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